princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

ladyjour:

cj-sewers:

lagio:

useyourcharm:

viewtoakel:

cleapow:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.

I snorted.

I just laughed really hard at this.

Goddamn that was funny/cute

so much yup

omg marry me

When I turn off my laptop by holding the power button ...
When I turn off my laptop by holding the power button ...

death-by-lulz:

mikauz:

thisblogismynote:

When I turn off my laptop by holding the power button as opposed to the proper way, I always feel like I’m holding its head underwater until it suffocates slowly.

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scriptures:


omfg i let my 9 year old cousin use my laptop and now look at my history

lady parts

dating-harry:

What if Gangnam Style is just a giant rain dance and we brought this hurricane upon ourselves?

i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility

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